Big Sale Gnombie FULL SIZE Zombie Garden Gnome
Gnombie FULL SIZE Zombie Garden Gnome
Big Sale Gnombie FULL SIZE Zombie Garden Gnome
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Big Sale Gnombie FULL SIZE Zombie Garden Gnome
.....okay here it is....our little friend's physical specifications...at 20" tall and 14" wide they will tear into the kneecaps of adolescents.....made of solid cold form resin weighing 12 pounds, they can used to bludgeon even the most vigilant of Jehovah's Witnesses...our Gnombie is ready for any environment with his individually hand painted exterior utilizing an all weather paint and a outer layer protectant that aids in providing an additional level of protection from the elements, but not from late night poachers...we vigilant in our protection of our little friend as you should be.....and it should go without saying, in addition to their physical specifications......these 100% evil....so need not worry about our Gnombie as you can be rest ured it is those without, who should be concerned about a late night brain feast.......
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